Jokes and Humor

[jazzy]

 

[Magus]

ewwwwww........................... thanks magnus. i think.
im still waiting for the murder hornets that have hillerys face.

I think I could make it happen.

 

[jazzy]

 

[bkt]

ewwwwww........................... thanks magnus. i think.
im still waiting for the murder hornets that have hillerys face.

BRING ON THE MURDER HORNETS! I feel so ripped off. They brought them up, then dropped the issue like it never happened.

 

[Magus]

Just for you Jazzy!
Pure nightmare fuel if there ever was!

 

[jazzy]

BRING ON THE MURDER HORNETS! I feel so ripped off. They brought them up, then dropped the issue like it never happened.

blame chuck norris. they took one look athim and skedaddled.

 

[dademoss]

ewwwwww........................... thanks magnus. i think.
im still waiting for the murder hornets that have hillerys face.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Magus]

Now stomp it! LOL

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Magus]

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OHO... Just noticing the Goetic tattoo on the finger. I'm not the only Sorcerer who thinks she's pure hellspawn! I can't find which being it represents, AMC, get your butt in here and help your old man out, you know more about this path than me!

 

[Magus]

Parasitic fungi.

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Magus]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Weedygarden]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Pearl]

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Yep!! I can ask Hubby something three times and he doesn't hear me ( yes he does ). If I ask Bear the same question Hubby hears me!

 

[Bacpacker]

Me and the wife have been doing the same thing all weekend. LOL

 

[backlash]

It works both ways.
My wife automatically says "what" every time I say something.

 

[The Lazy L]

It works both ways.
My wife automatically says "what" every time I say something.

I’d ask my children a question and the wife would answer.

 

[Haertig]

My wife automatically says "what" every time I say something.

Every time I say that my wife tells me to get my earring checked. Silly woman - I don't wear earrings!

 

[Bacpacker]

Every time I say that my wife tells me to get my earring checked. Silly woman - I don't wear earrings!

Mine too.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Cascadian]

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I think the caption should be " it was this long".

 

[Peanut]

For years my dad didn't wear his hearing aids when out working on the farm. Dad would come to the house, sit on the porch and my mom would start talking none stop. Dad couldn't hear a thing she said. She'd get mad and start yelling, he couldn't hear that either!!!

She started calling me on the phone and say... 'go find your dad, I need to tell him something'. No emergency, just wanted to tell him...

I stayed out of it... usually say. 'That's yall's problem, work it out'. I finally bought them a pair of radios. Of course they didn't use them...
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[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]