Jokes and Humor

[Magus]

More "go woke, go broke" news...

 

[jazzy]

 

[Magus]

 

[Woody]

This man noticed a safety flaw in the new seatbelt designs.

https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/141/370/540/original/bd1cee3863a01e2e.mp4

 

[Woody]

I

knew I was not the only one....

 

[Woody]

 

[dademoss]

 

[LadyLocust]

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So to make this even funnier: FIL was just telling Hubby as they were working on the boat yesterday. They were going out on the boat several years back with some folks. They gal asked what the white things out in the river were. He replied, "Those are buoys." She asked why they were called buoys. He responded in all seriousness, "Because when you get too close, they go buoy, buoy, buoy." The went out on the boat and were almost up to one and she said in disgust, "Well, that stupid thing doesn't even work!"

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[angie_nrs]

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I have no doubt they are mocking God. However, God's rainbow has 7 colors....not 6. The evil lot has done this on purpose. The Rapture will come perhaps sooner than we think.

 

[Supervisor42]

I have no doubt they are mocking God. However, God's rainbow has 7 colors....not 6. The evil lot has done this on purpose. The Rapture will come perhaps sooner than we think.

Yes:

The colors of the rainbow are: Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet.

 

[Magus]

I have no doubt they are mocking God. However, God's rainbow has 7 colors....not 6. The evil lot has done this on purpose. The Rapture will come perhaps sooner than we think.

7= perfection/completion.
6=Mankind/chaos/fraud.

Here is a bit of Esoterica:
Naming a thought brings it into existence, numbering it quantifies it and makes it a reality, literally speaking things into being.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[joel]

Rainbow/PUSH​

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Rainbow/PUSH

Jesse Jackson at a radio broadcast from Operation PUSH convention headquarters, July 1973. Photograph by John H. White.
Formation	1971
Type	Civil rights
Headquarters	Chicago, Illinois
Location	United States
Official language	English
President	Jesse Jackson
Website	rainbowpush.org

Rainbow/PUSH is a Chicago-based nonprofit organization formed as a merger of two nonprofit organizations founded by Jesse Jackson; Operation PUSH (People United to Save Humanity) and the National Rainbow Coalition. The organizations pursue social justice, civil rights, and political activism.
In December 1971, Jackson resigned from Operation Breadbasket after clashing with Ralph Abernathy and founded Operation PUSH. In 1984, Jackson founded the National Rainbow Coalition. It merged with PUSH in 1996. The combined organization's national headquarters is on the South Side of Chicago and it has regional branches in Washington, D.C., New York City, Los Angeles, Detroit, Houston, Atlanta, Silicon Valley, New Orleans, and Boston.
Operation PUSH raised public awareness to initiate corporate action and government sponsorship. The National Rainbow Coalition became a prominent political organization that raised public awareness of numerous political issues and consolidated a large voting bloc. The merged entity has undertaken numerous social initiatives.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow/PUSH

 

[Woody]

 

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[bkt]

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I've never seen a 50 kiloton gender reveal before....

 

[Magus]

I've never seen a 50 kiloton gender reveal before....

I thought Oprah was pigging out at a BBQ joint and had too much red beans and rice.
Just the vibration probably rattled windows into the next state!

 

[dademoss]

 

[Magus]

Hope he's catering a DNC convention or an ANTIFA meeting.

 

[Cascadian]

Excremental emergency- when you almost poop yourself.

No nothing almost happened, why do you ask.

 

[Woody]

 

[kd4ulw]

 

[Magus]

Men are strange beings, we spend our first nine months trying to escape the womb, then fifteen years later we spend all our time trying to get back!

 

[Bacpacker]

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Where are the rest of the genders. Oh wait, thats right, there are only two.

 

[Magus]

Something for the "pronoun people" to choke on.
It's all good until your arm comes out of socket and
goes down your throat!
Dunno what it is? you probably are.

 

[backlash]

Men are strange beings, we spend our first nine months trying to escape the womb, then fifteen years later we spend all our time trying to get back!

Womb? That's close.

 

[Magus]

Now you know I'm not going to make Angie or Havasu mad at me... much! LOL