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And that is why I was not allowed to talk to our QA auditors
By law everything has to be dated. Follow the science.
And that is why I was not allowed to talk to our QA auditors
My reply would be what I told the auditors, and I would be admonished
Angie and Havasu have bigger fish to fry.
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Oh, hell yeah! Just the ticket to get off this godforsaken rock! Where do I board the chopper? Always wanted to see K2!!!
P.S. "Board" the chopper, get it? Supe would be proud of me, WOOHOO!!!
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Didn't someone already do a 'junk in the trunk' video?
Went hiking with a bunch of guys. Next morning for breakfast one of them broke our a can of those and started slurping them down cold. We begged him to at least set the can next to the fire and warm the grease a little ..YUCK
Anything from Libby's is DISGUSTING, And this is from a guy that likes SPAM.
Dangit! Y'all made me hafta go and have a can
Nothing but Armour® for me.
No jelly, just juice in the can, that I pour down the sink.
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Beanee Weanees. I believe they were Van Camp. Standard fare for fishing the beaches in Buxton, outer banks, NC. Sit them on the dashboard, they would be plenty warm when you needed a snack. A quick ‘meal’ you could eat with sandy, bait covered hands at short notice.
I can't wait to go back to Buxton and do some serious fishing
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getting pretty durn accurate
JOE BLOW!
NSFW but funny as hell!
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Relax, that's not coke under his nose, it's kids' dandruff.
Try this one then.
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this is soooo me. changed my bed sheets today. gets kinda tricky trying to feel for the corners and tuck it in hoping theres no spiders down there. was thinking of flipping the mattress but thought the palpitations my heart was having might decide to teach me a lesson. lol. just kidding. kinda.
this is soooo me. changed my bed sheets today. gets kinda tricky trying to feel for the corners and tuck it in hoping theres no spiders down there. was thinking of flipping the mattress but thought the palpitations my heart was having might decide to teach me a lesson. lol. just kidding. kinda.
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Aggg! I hate that. Believe it or not, I still sleep on a waterbed. So lifting the corners is a true ordeal (heavy!) And the stupid fitted sheets have microscopic corners to slip over the mattress corners. So they slip right back off every time you try to get them into place. I will never get another waterbed! Not a difficult promise to keep, since they haven't been exactly easy to find for, oh, about four decades now. We do still have one waterbed store left in Denver. But when I dump this mattress I'm going to take it out of the bedroom after trimming it to size with a Sawzall - so I'm won't be tempted again to just go get another waterbed mattress "so I don't waste this nice wood frame that is still good!" Screw that.
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Not a bad thing at all. I loved that show growing up.
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Yes and no.
I recognized my water bed would be an issue if Teotwawki happened in winter. Swapped out for a normal mattress and not 100% happy with it. Doesn't have the range of the waterbed.
Ben
