A boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically’?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!”
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I love Brad Pitt, and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?”
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?”
The boy pondered the answers for a few minutes and then returned to his dad.
His father asked him,
"Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?”
The boy replied,
"Yes, 'potentially' you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman."
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