Jokes and Humor

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[dademoss]

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Try that in a small town

 

[Supervisor42]

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Ithica m37!
...And an early one that does 'the trick', excellent choice!

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

so true...

 

[jazzy]

 

[Neb]

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That is a good thing. That check is to ensure the computer program only serves humans ( for now).

Ben

 

[Magus]

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Tell the wetbacks they all carry wads of cash, a stash of coke and taste like KFC!

Is it dumb to put a drum on a sniper rifle NOW Gunny? IS IT? Now gimme' one of them cans and some HP I can stick in a tater overnight!

 

[Sparky_D]

so true...

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One of the many reasons I do not use the Book of Faces or other Un-"Social Media"...

 

[Haertig]

https://www.outkick.com/alix-earle-thought-a-mechanical-bull-had-given-her-an-std/
I wonder if she hollered "Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" ?

 

[Supervisor42]

https://www.outkick.com/alix-earle-thought-a-mechanical-bull-had-given-her-an-std/
I wonder if she hollered "Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" ?

Maybe she figured out why 'real girls' wear pants and not a skirt?

“I’m in my skirt, I’m flying around, I had my little game day outfit on,” she said. “I rode that bull not once, not twice, probably like 20 times that day thinking it was just like, the coolest thing anyone’s ever seen.” .... Long story short, it turned out she didn’t have an STD. Fortunately all she had was a classic case of “bull burn from the tailgate.” This scare didn’t end her mechanical bull riding days either.

 

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[Morgan101]

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We saw Frank Gorshin do his live act here 45 years ago. The venue was a hotel close to our house. My hand to God, before he went on he tried to pick up my wife as she was leaving the Ladys' Room. True story.

 

[Caribou]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Magus]

Maybe she figured out why 'real girls' wear pants and not a skirt?

Stupid should be painful...
Like that herpes flare up she thought was coming. LOL

 

[Magus]

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How does that conceit taste going back down toaster girl?

 

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[dademoss]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Cascadian]

https://www.outkick.com/alix-earle-thought-a-mechanical-bull-had-given-her-an-std/
I wonder if she hollered "Hey y'all, hold my beer and watch this!" ?

In my dirt biking days we called it monkey butt. We did however have enough sense to wear pants. I mean how else are you going to hold your beer.

 

[rusty]

 

[Peanut]