Jokes and Humor

[Peanut]

 

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[Woody]

Some good video optical illusions.

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/151/031/588/playable/09b08c964e4786dd.mp4

 

[Woody]

Interesting UAP (UFO)

Looks like a drone with sparklers and roman candles duct taped to it? Ok… maybe not duct tape, but that would be the logical thing to use.

https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/151/030/022/playable/1263cfec926375ea.mp4

 

[SLC]

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I wish I had my 67 Impala back!

 

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[Lenny]

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That makes me 'horny'. (Get it? HA HA)

 

[Cascadian]

We have been trying to remember to get passport photos for awhile. Not that we are planning to go anywhere. The other day we had been working in the yard all day and needed to go to town. I said let's get our photos done. She said, oh heck no my face is dirty and my hair is a mess. I said well if something happens don't you want an accurate depiction? Yeah that was a no.

 

[Lenny]

We have been trying to remember to get passport photos for awhile. Not that we are planning to go anywhere.

In addition to the regular passport, for $40.00 more, you can get one that resembles a driver's license you can keep in your billfold that is good to use in Canada and Mexico.

 

[Cascadian]

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He got it half right. If you find a woman who is that fun you marry her and keep your mouth shut. Not that I would know of course.

 

[Caribou]

In addition to the regular passport, for $40.00 more, you can get one that resembles a driver's license you can keep in your billfold that is good to use in Canada and Mexico.

I once asked for a passport with double the number of pages. When they saw the number of stamps in my expiring passport they issued me the larger passport. Today I only have a passport card. You can have either or both.

 

[SLC]

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Nice rack.

 

[Bacpacker]

Nice rack.

That was my first thought too

 

[Peanut]

 

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[jazzy]

 

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[Caribou]

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I have six Saturdays and a Sunday every week, what is this Monday thing?

 

[jazzy]

its a diabolical scheme designed by the ptb to keep us distracted, tense and irritated for 5 days a week leaving us exhausted so 1 ay a week we need to collapse on the couch and have only one day a week left to think about life before they spring another monday on us. on top of that the evil buggers charge us money for every day of the week we go into work to get distracted, tense and irritated.

 

[Haertig]

I know when it's Sunday because my son comes over for dinner. The other six days of the week are a struggle to remember, and I have to wait for a Sunday to come along to reset my brain.

 

[Pearl]

Mondays are usually one of my more enjoyable work days!

 

[Curmudgeon]