Jokes and Humor

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Curmudgeon]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !" said the groom broom.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER".

 

[backlash]

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When you want to get off the phone just hang up while you are talking. The other party will think you lost your connection because nobody would hang up while they are talking.
I have done that and when they call back I don't answer.

 

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[Haertig]

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I would guess 350 to 400lbs each. I don't know my trucks by sight - that looks possibly like a fairly light duty Chevy? If so, that tailgate is overloaded. You can see it sagging under pinky. Quite dangerous - both for the riders, and for any vehicle short of a battlefield tank driving behind them.

 

[Magus]

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Gods, if I ever get that fat, kill me.

 

[Pearl]

Gods, if I ever get that fat, kill me.

Ok,lol!

 

[Magus]

Ok,lol!

Heh. If I'm that fat, its weeks away anyway.

 

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I would guess 350 to 400lbs each. I don't know my trucks by sight - that looks possibly like a fairly light duty Chevy? If so, that tailgate is overloaded. You can see it sagging under pinky. Quite dangerous - both for the riders, and for any vehicle short of a battlefield tank driving behind them.

Gods, if I ever get that fat, kill me.

Heh. If I'm that fat, its weeks away anyway.

Damn, rough crowd.
I just puked in my mouth a bit when I saw this. Y'all are are taking it to another level.

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

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[angie_nrs]

 

[Magus]

Damn, rough crowd.
I just puked in my mouth a bit when I saw this. Y'all are are taking it to another level.

I'm pushing 300. I do not like it! I eat like a rat as it is.

 

[Supervisor42]

I'm pushing 300. I do not like it! I eat like a rat as it is.

Send me some UPS, I could sure use another 10-15 and can't gain it to save me .

 

[Magus]

Stop working, stop having sex, stop going anywhere, and stop having fun, it will find you.
I have a butt like a football player, I'm 6'4" and big-boned. I look like a tall gorilla about to give birth to a medicine ball.

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Magus]

Charlie Brown em' here's a rock.

 

[WVDragonlady]