Jokes and Humor

[jazzy]

 

[Michele My Belle]

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Ohhhh yeahhh baby!! That's goin' on Facebook !!!

 

[Magus]

 

[Michele My Belle]

"A Thousand Packs of Smarties, for Iraqi Slumber Parties.... Saucy Male Dancers, for Australians with Covid cancer....
A High Speed Train, for Hermaphrodites in Ukraine.... Welfare Benefits, for Aboriginal Feminists...IUDs, for Corgis in Belize..."

SNOT BUBBLE FUNNY !!!

 

[Magus]

 

[Caribou]

 

[Magus]

That trailer trash meth queen deserved booed without a MAGA in sight. she has the social morals of a dog in heat and sings like a cat being skinned alive! Yeah ladies, a real role model for the daughters.
NOT!

 

[Magus]

How to vote liberal.

 

[jazzy]

i got a couple firefighters in my family and they thought this was hilarious

 

[Lenny]

 

[Lenny]

 

[Haertig]

A man goes to the zoo. There was only one animal, a dog.

It was a Shih-Tzu.

 

[Lenny]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Peanut]

 

[jazzy]

 

[Lenny]

 

[Lenny]

 

[Lenny]

 

[Lenny]

 

[Magus]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Magus]

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You just KNOW... Somewhere on the internet is a photo of some nut with his pants down humping the crap out of it. LOL

 

[Pearl]

You just KNOW... Somewhere on the internet is a photo of some nut with his pants down humping the crap out of it. LOL

Don't let your kids climb on that rock

 

[Lenny]

You just KNOW... Somewhere on the internet is a photo of some nut with his pants down humping the crap out of it. LOL

Don't give anyone ideas!

 

[Pearl]

Alright, fess up....who Googled where that rock is??

 

[joel]

Isn’t a chicken a cute decendant of dinosaurs, that flies?

Saw a chicken eat a mouse whole!

 

[Lenny]

Alright, fess up....who Googled where that rock is??

Why? do you want to go there and get your picture taken, dressed like a nurse with a rectal thermometer?

 

[Pearl]

Why? do you want to go there and get your picture taken, dressed like a nurse with a rectal thermometer?

 

[Tim Horton]

The IRS agent was auditing Billy Bob Hillbilly. Billy Bob was told that the main reason for the audit was his list of claimed dependents. The auditor stated, “It says on last your return that you are claiming 14.1million illegal immigrants, 2.1 million crack heads, 4.5 million unemployed deadbeats, 180,000 criminals in 85 different prisons, and 535 idiots in Congress who are listed as politicians. That response is not acceptable to us.”Billy Bob looks quizzically at the agent and replies, “Well, tell me, who did I leave out?”