How the heck do females manage to pee on the seat???
Various ways. Sometimes if we lean back too far and have to pee really badly it can come out with such force that it sprays the seat. I had that happen once in middle school. TMI I had to go so badly that I hadn't fully adjusted my seated position and it shot right out. I did wipe it up though. And ever since a car wreck, I have a leaky bladder. Sometimes I don't make it all the way to a seated position before I start leaking and it gets on the seat. But, again, I always wipe it up.
There seems to be a general problem with any kind of delivery to you. If I remember correctly, you live out in the country. Ever consider putting up a box or bin by the road and the driveway, something that is attached to the ground like a mailbox is? No, it won't have delivery at your front door, but it might be more likely to get to you. I know someone who has a delivery box out front with a hinged lid due to package theft. When they first got it, they kept a padlock on a hasp on it, until it had been there long enough that it was no longer noticed. They no longer use the padlock, and they no longer have packages stolen. I have one of the large rural mailboxes with a printed message that it is for all deliveries, UPS, Amazon, etc. Just a thought, since it is several delivery people who haven't figured it out.
Are your roads properly labeled? You might be able to get better signage put on your street.
I've thought about that, but the heavier stuff wouldn't fit in a bin and I don't want to have to lug it something like 500ft to the door from the front gate. It's a long way. Plus I want it to be closer to the house where it is harder for the neighbors to pilfer.
We have street signs but the pole that had my house numbers got broken in a hurricane. Still need to get the front gate back up but can't find anyone to do the work and I can't physically do it myself. I do need to put out some numbers. A big part of the problem is they can't even find my road. USPS misspelled my street name in their system and refuse to correct it because they don't deliver to me. They left a letter out. I got google to correct the spelling by sending them a photo of the street sign and informing them it was spelled wrong, but most official maps spell it wrong. I've been told by some of the drivers that they HATE my road because it is so bumpy and full of pot holes. Its hell on their vehicles.
What woman would pee like that? I think Magus is right, there's a tranny.
In areas where they have different toilet customs, some women stand on the seat and squat. But one reason I've heard is some women don't trust the seats to be clean enough to sit on. My uncle's wife is convinced you can get STDs from toilet seats so she would never sit down fully on a public toilet seat. (She's now disabled and doesn't use public restrooms). There was some sort of scare going around about stds from toilet seats and some women believed it. There are those paper covers but those are a pain to mess with, don't block pee that is already on the seat from soaking through and touching your skin, and then they can stick to you when you're trying to get up. My policy is to wipe the seat down with some tp before I sit.
I've had to use men's bathrooms when women's bathrooms were full and I really had to go. I'd say they can be equally nasty.
At least people are going in the bowl. There was some horrible person who was mad about something at their job so he started crapping in the toilet tanks at the office. Made sure to do it to every single toilet in the building.
My samsclub order finally shipped and they set the package on to of my truck. At least it was on the hood where I could see it. I've cleared the walkway and trimmed the blackberry bushes back so they don't go over the sidewalk
It has been way too hot to do anything lately. I can't function in the heat. My brain won't work. I got a refund on my amazon order for a plumbing part and re-ordered it hoping they would send it on Friday. Nope. Still waiting and the original part is still lost at a facility in TX. The 2nd one shows as being at an amazon carrier facility in Humble TX. That's where the previous one got lost. At this rate I could drive out there and back faster than they seem to be at delivery. Hmm.. Odd. on Amazon's page it says Humble but on the USPS site it says San Marcos TX. Ah wait, detailed view said it made it out of Humble and to San Marcos. Ok. At least it didn't get sent to California. Yet. LOL. And I'm glad it didn't get sent to PR.
Don't mind my babbling. Its so damn hot here. LOL.