Strange sayings we use

[Lenny]

It was raining so hard it looked like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

The first time I heard this was in 1963.

 

[Morgan101]

The first time I heard this was in 1963.

Growing up in Arizona, when you have seem it first hand you understand the analogy.

 

[LadyLocust]

How long is a string?
In reference to anything with no answer or that is unpredictable.

 

[Magus]

My Mom sometimes said “heads will roll”. What does THAT mean?

It means the queen ain't happy and the royal executioner is sharpening up his money-maker.

 

[Tim Horton]

....A man on a good horse won't notice that...

Meaning... don't worry about ...fill in the blank..

 

[Pearl]

How long is a string?
In reference to anything with no answer or that is unpredictable.

You just made that up didn't you???

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

Farting horses don't tire, farting men don't hire.

 

[LadyLocust]

You just made that up didn't you???

Nope but chuckled when I heard it the first time. A gal was saying that someone was going to pay her back when they had the money. When that would be, how long is a string.

 

[LadyLocust]

Here's mud in yer eye.

 

[Pearl]

Here's mud in yer eye.

I'm taking that one personally (lol), and did you call me an ass in the birthday thread earlier??

 

[Bacpacker]

I'm taking that one personally (lol), and did you call me an ass in the birthday thread earlier??

Are we gonna have to put you two in the corners

 

[Spikedriver]

"So fat that when he hauls ass, it takes two trips".
"That job was harder that Japanese algebra".
"So ugly she went to a haunted house and they gave her a job application".

 

[LadyLocust]

Are we gonna have to put you two in the corners

But, but, but. . .

 

[Pearl]

Are we gonna have to put you two in the corners

Can you believe HE is picking on us like that??

 

[LadyLocust]

Can you believe HE is picking on us like that??

reminds me of a strange saying we use
Maybe he's a stick in the mud.

 

[Pearl]

reminds me of a strange saying we use
Maybe he's a stick in the mud.

Maybe his string isn't very long

 

[Lenny]

A buddy of mine from Oklahoma used to say, "If I'm a lyin' I'm a dyin',) meaning he was telling the truth.

 

[Peepaw from Tex]

So ugly scare a hant up a thorn tree backwards

 

[viking]

"Not one red cent." The color of old copper pennies?

 

[Mountain trapper]

**** or get off the pot.
She's so ugly she'd scare a ghost.
She's so hot she could tempt the pope.
Smells like a shithouse door on a tuna boat.
Scare up a chair and have a sit down.

 

[Spikedriver]

Hotter than a two dollar pistol

 

[Frodo]

Do not let your MockingBird mouth write a check your Humming Bird ass can not cash

 

[Mountain trapper]

Rarer than hens teeth.
Bumping uglys

 

[Bacpacker]

reminds me of a strange saying we use
Maybe he's a stick in the mud.

I've been accused of that.
But what are big bros for after all

 

[Bacpacker]

Here's a few
She got ugly at home in the closet she ain't brought out yet
She fell outta the ugly tree and didn't miss a limb
He's so ugly his momma had to tie a pork chops around his neck to get the dog to play with him
Colder than a well diggers ass in Montana
So cold itd freeze the balls off a brass monkey

 

[Neb]

Between a rock and a hard place.

Ben

 

[Bacpacker]

I've been there a few times

 

[Lenny]

Hotter than a ten-peckered billy goat
Hotter than a fresh-phuqued fox in a forest fire.

 

[Morgan101]

It was so cold the smoke froze in the chimney.

Tougher than a $2.00 steak.

 

[Lenny]

I'm here to kick ass, take names and I ain't got a pen!