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I got an email supposedly from Trump's people wanting a donation to enter me to win an autographed MAGA hat. The first time I said I already voted for him and paid my taxes send me a damn hat. The second time I said I live in Oregon he should be paying me to wear one. So now I am probably on another watch list.
 
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Jim
 
Dating in 1958.
You need to be able to remember the era to appreciate this...
It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.
"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.
"Oh, probably go dancing, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."
"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.
"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.
"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"
"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.
"Have fun, kids", the mother said as they left.
Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.
It's “The TWIST ” , Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother.
"THE DAMN DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!"
 
Paint Supply

Paints were a very precious quantity in the good old days, and British merchants could make a small fortune supplying paints to the colonies.

One company sent a clipper ship full of red paint across the ocean. It had the very bad luck to collide with another ship full of blue paint.

As a result of this disaster, both crews were ... marooned.
 

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