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Ain't that the truth...
Jim
Reminds me of 2 things that are linked in a way.
My sister has a friend who was once attacked by a hobo. The hobo asked for some change & the friend decided to be nice & get out his wallet. Hobo tried to mug him. He fought back, won, knocked the hobo out, and then thought about how you loot the bodies in Dungeons & Dragons. So he found the hobo's wallet & took his cash. He made the mistake of telling friends about it so we never let him live it down. Anytime anything involving a hobo comes up we say "Better be careful or Chris will mug it". He found he could relate to the following joke.
An American walks into a bar in in Ireland and sits next to an old man drinking a beer.
The old man turns to him and says, “Did you see that wall on your way into town?”
The American said, “Yeah.”
So the old man said, “I built that wall with my own two hands. But do they call me O’Grady the Mason? Noooo.”
Then the old man says, “Did you see those cabinets on your way into the bar?”
The American says “Yeah.”
The old man says, “I built those cabinets with me own two hands. But do they call me O’Grady the Carpenter? Noooo.”
Then the old man says, “Did you see the iron gates on the way into town?”
The American says, “Yeah.”
The old man says, “I built those gates with me own two hands. But do they call me O’Grady the Smith? Noooo."
The old man paused to sip his beer and continued, "But you f***
one goat…”
So my sister's friend now says "You mug
one hobo!"
