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I remember a time when a co-worker gave directions that went...
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And when you get to the house where the dog used to sit on the porch, stay right at the fork
Ben
I snuck a beer into the county fair once. A couple of guys saw it and asked where I got it. I told them to go to the other side of the fairgrounds past the horse barn turn left and the beer garden was in the back.
I'm sure glad I never ran into those guys again.
No beer was sold at the fair.
“Turn right where the Chi-Chi’s used to be” (words that have come out of my mouth)
Life is short eat the donut
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We were new to the city (and state) and asked someone for directions to a place.
She said, "oh yeah just turn left down there at the churches at the intersection."
We drive down to the intersection.
There are no churches there.
There was a fried chicken place though, called "Church's Fried Chicken".
Of course, what else could be the reason?!?!
Texas!
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In my experience, many, many people have no clue about giving directions. I think that when I think of how to get somewhere, it is a visual going on in my brain. Evidently that is not how it works for everyone.I remember a time when a co-worker gave directions that went...
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And when you get to the house where the dog used to sit on the porch, stay right at the fork
Ben
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Works for me!
