Jokes and Humor

[Pearl]

We just do that to scare and confuse you guys!! Ha ha ha, like you might actually be right!! Just to be safe, don't sleep or drink the coffee!;

 

[Magus]

Roses and chocolate fudge Hadgen Das ice cream, LOTS of it! Maybe the director's cut of Titanic and a few pounds of lavender bubble bath and red wine.
Weed, lots of real good weed!

 

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[jazzy]

spiderman does michael jackson --this guy is good

 

[Sparky_D]

spiderman does michael jackson --this guy is good

Where did they find a Walmart without gigantic lines waiting for the two actual cashiers working?

In my Walmart, it would have been more appropriate to do the Weird AL version "Eat It"...

 

[Magus]

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The fact that there is a sign proves this has been an issue.
Once as a janitor, I had to power wash a smiley off a wall that was drawn with poop.
there are some truly sick people in the world.

 

[catsraven]

 

[Magus]

Sup cats? long time no see!

 

[catsraven]

Iv been lurking

 

[Magus]

See anything good?

 

[jshay]

 

[Cascadian]

If I had a nickel for everytime I woke up, well came to with Lucky Charms all over my butt.

 

[dademoss]

If I had a nickel for everytime I woke up, well came to with Lucky Charms all over my but.

Inquiring minds do not want to know . Well, maybe. nope, nevermind. unless it's really funny. Then we might. no no. but...

 

[dademoss]

 

[Cascadian]

Inquiring minds do not want to know . Well, maybe. nope, nevermind. unless it's really funny. Then we might. no no. but...

Oh I just posted that for humor. One time a lady asked if I had ever blacked out. I said well I got up to feed my chickens and remembered I didn't have any does that count?

 

[Magus]

On occasion, I get up thinking I'm late for a job I haven't had in 22 years.

 

[joel]

On occasion, I get up thinking I'm late for a job I haven't had in 22 years.

I dream I am back at work as a temp-worker. For twenty year I would dream I stayed in the service for years longer then I did.
At least was not in school in my underwear!

 

[Morgan101]

Where did they find a Walmart without gigantic lines waiting for the two actual cashiers working?

In my Walmart, it would have been more appropriate to do the Weird AL version "Eat It"...

Next time I see a Wal Mart manager I am going to ask them when I get the Employee Discount for doing all the work of a Cashier/Checker.

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[jshay]

A Walmart employee said I can use the self check out, I told her "I don't work here".

 

[LadyLocust]

 

[LadyLocust]