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Roses and chocolate fudge Hadgen Das ice cream, LOTS of it! Maybe the director's cut of Titanic and a few pounds of lavender bubble bath and red wine.
Weed, lots of real good weed!
 
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The fact that there is a sign proves this has been an issue.
Once as a janitor, I had to power wash a smiley off a wall that was drawn with poop.
there are some truly sick people in the world.
 
If I had a nickel for everytime I woke up, well came to with Lucky Charms all over my but.😂
Inquiring minds do not want to know :Dancing Chicken:. Well, maybe. nope, nevermind. unless it's really funny. Then we might. no no. but...
 
Inquiring minds do not want to know :Dancing Chicken:. Well, maybe. nope, nevermind. unless it's really funny. Then we might. no no. but...
Oh I just posted that for humor. One time a lady asked if I had ever blacked out. I said well I got up to feed my chickens and remembered I didn't have any does that count?
 
On occasion, I get up thinking I'm late for a job I haven't had in 22 years.
I dream I am back at work as a temp-worker. For twenty year I would dream I stayed in the service for years longer then I did.
At least was not in school in my underwear!
 
Where did they find a Walmart without gigantic lines waiting for the two actual cashiers working?

In my Walmart, it would have been more appropriate to do the Weird AL version "Eat It"...

Next time I see a Wal Mart manager I am going to ask them when I get the Employee Discount for doing all the work of a Cashier/Checker.
 

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