Jokes and Humor

[Lenny]

It might be OK, but then its not Pizza, it's a Hawaiian burrito. NOTHING On a Hawaiian "PIZZA" Should EVER be on pizza.

RIGHT! Pineapple pizza is another one of them communist plots!

 

[Magus]

Is there anywhere besides here you can get a "King Predator" Pizza? 7 meats, 7 cheeses,7 vegetables, meat and cheese in the crust. it's like an inch thick and you have to eat it with tableware or it ends up down your shirt!

 

[Lenny]

Is there anywhere besides here you can get a "King Predator" Pizza? 7 meats, 7 cheeses,7 vegetables, meat and cheese in the crust. it's like an inch thick and you have to eat it with tableware or it ends up down your shirt!

YEAH! Now THAT'S a pizza!!!!

 

[Magus]

RIGHT! Pineapple pizza is another one of them communist plots!

So is vegan pizza. Who eats that?
Tofu on pizza is like the Mona Lisa pole dancing, fascinating, yet horrifying!

 

[Lenny]

So is vegan pizza. Who eats that?
Tofu on pizza is like the Mona Lisa pole dancing, fascinating, yet horrifying!

Yep. Being an Italian, I'm offended by that stuff. It should be classified at a hate crime! LOL

 

[Magus]

Zeus came down from Olympus and gave mankind pizza because he was worried we were undernourished, and he hated skinny chicks. Ra gave us beer to keep us content,
and God gave us weed.

 

[Bacpacker]

My local BBQ guy does a half-pounder Hawaii BBQ burger.
Roast pork, pineapple ring, roasted onions and peppers, guacamole, a slice of maybe a mango, peppers, and an Angus patty.

Leave off the mango and that sounds awesome

 

[Bacpacker]

You're weird! LOL

I've never heard that one before.

 

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[Lenny]

I've never heard that one before. More Italians

Well, ya gotta hang around with Italians. LOL

 

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[Magus]

Does god have a bazooka?

 

[Woody]

 

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[Peanut]

I'm rich but didn't know until now! This guy has figured out the proper way to sell firewood!

 

[Magus]

Leave off the mango and that sounds awesome

You need to the Las Vegas strip:
Pulled and seared pork BBQ with Bourbon sauce.
thick-cut pepper bacon.
Cheddar cheese or peppercorn jack.
Seared apple slices.
You'd think APPLES? Yeah, and it's great!

Then there is the Elvis burger, which I swear I'm never going to try, it sounds like the nastiest waste of good meat ever! A burger with PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY, all the turf, a boneless pork chop served on a pair of sweet rolls

 

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[Magus]

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Warhammer 40,000? I know what it is, but seriously. Look at the guys in the top pic and google warhammer 40,000! Come to think of it... can you see a pride parade when this ten-foot-tall monster of humanity HALO drops in from 5000 feet with no parachute right in the middle, fires up a chainsaw and a minigun and screams:
HERESY INFIDELS! THE EMPEROR DEMANDS YOU MUST DIE!

 

[Cascadian]

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I'll have half of whatever he is on.

 

[Magus]

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He has a dose of LSD stuck to his forehead...OH, NM. he has a cup full.

 

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