Jokes and Humor

[Bacpacker]

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Thats so true
But what a WOKE meme

 

[Woody]

 

[Magus]

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Look Ma! It's the queen loser zoomtard of t3h interwebs!

 

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[dademoss]

 

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[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Magus]

Wasted you were...yes!

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[Lenny]

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You can't argue with logic.
I remember when time when I was about 6 years old, I said, "Mom, you didn't tell me I couldn't play with THIS book of matches!"

 

[Woody]

 

[backlash]

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That's 40 cents a round. Not much bulk discount.

 

[Woody]

 

[Woody]

 

[dademoss]

 

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[TMT Tactical]

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Kentucky Ballistics (Youtube channel) is going to be very unhappy. LOL

 

[zoomzoom]

The USS Don't mess with America.

 

[Magus]

New booster turns people into Karen Libroid zombies.

 

[Magus]

Oh look. Radiohead hates Joe too.

 

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[dademoss]

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That stands for "NO EV charging station withn 50 miles."

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Caribou]

A Pan Am flight engineer waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): Ground, what is our start clearance time? Ground (in English): " If you want an answer you must speak English." Lufthansa (in English): I'm a German, flying a German Plane, in Germany. Why must I speak English? Unknown voice (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war!"

 

[Caribou]

Funny thoughts -

• A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.
• Apparently, an RSVP to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response.
• Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent.
• “You will hit every cone on the highway before I let you merge in front of me because you saw that sign 2 miles ago like I did."
• I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens. Give it a minute..
• I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.
• It turns out that being an adult now is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
• I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.
• Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think “That can’t be accurate.”
• I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have lots of new ideas.
• As I watch this new generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of....it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
• I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
• Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.

• My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.
• I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid, he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely.
• I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test... same thing.