Jokes and Humor

[Lenny]

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The first time I ever used chopsticks in Japan I didn't know what they were, so I carved the tips into points and used it for a fork.

 

[Woody]

 

[LadyLocust]

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I couldn’t decide between laughing, love it or I totally agree.

 

[Haertig]

I couldn’t decide between laughing, love it or I totally agree.

I don't think I've ever heard a Taylor Swift song. Surely, I must have heard one in the background without realizing it. But I couldn't name a single one. I have no idea what she sounds like. She sure seems popular though. At least according to the mass media. FWIW, if someone asked me to name a current musician, I don't think I could without having to think for a while on it.

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[Tim Horton]

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MUST save and use this one...
Thanks for sharing this..

 

[LadyLocust]

I don't think I've ever heard a Taylor Swift song. Surely, I must have heard one in the background without realizing it. But I couldn't name a single one. I have no idea what she sounds like. She sure seems popular though. At least according to the mass media. FWIW, if someone asked me to name a current musician, I don't think I could without having to think for a while on it.

Since we are in the joke and humor section:
When she first came out, I didn't even like her then. I don't like her voice and don't think she carries a tune well. If she came on the radio, I turned it off. Hubby was indifferent. One morning he was driving to work and it was a Christmas song. He said it was awful but he doesn't change stations. He said finally he couldn't handle it as it was so bad he reached to shut the radio off but it ended and they said it was TS. He said, Okay, I get it. If someone can't even sing a Christmas song, they shouldn't be singing.

 

[bkt]

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Yeah, but she's blonde, so how does this shake out??

 

[Tacitus]

Here is the only song by Taylor Swift I know. Thought I'd put it in the right thread, though. Not a bad song. I think this is early Taylor Swift?...or, earlier?

What Are You Listening To?

 

[kenv1950]

 

[Lenny]

WOW! I just saw that this Jokes And Humor page is number 1000!

 

[Supervisor42]

WOW! I just saw that this Jokes And Humor page is number 1000!

And you were the first poster in it!
I was glad when another thread finally got off page 666.

 

[Lenny]

And you were the first poster in it!
I was glad when another thread finally got off page 666.

I wonder if I get a free beer at the bar for this. LOL

 

[jazzy]

 

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[joel]

TS

Here is the only song by Taylor Swift I know. Thought I'd put it in the right thread, though. Not a bad song. I think this is early Taylor Swift?...or, earlier?

What Are You Listening To?

TS started out in country Music, but fame pushed her out into pop world.
She is too rich for common men, so she may never find true happiness.
She live among people who use her fame to make money & impress other people.

 

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[Woody]

How do you get a cow someplace if all you have is a motorcycle?

https://gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/152/757/344/playable/2582c7fd979703d9.mp4

 

[Magus]

I always thought that was a photo shop! 0_o

 

[ClemKadiddlehopper]

The only way to know for sure, is when Pearl gets Buddy to go for a ride. I want video of her getting him on the cycle and getting him off. Then we'll see.

 

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[Frodo]

 

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[bkt]

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Barley makes good soup, beer and whiskey.

What other stuff multitasks like potatoes and barley?