Jokes and Humor

[bkt]

@Pearl

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There's no such thing as too many tater tots. That's like "leftover bacon": it doesn't happen.

 

[Pearl]

@Pearl

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Somebody had to do it!!

 

[Magus]

Has anyone ever put Heinz 57 on their tots? I prefer the generic stuff because it's not Heinz.

 

[jazzy]

Yesterday, I was talking to a co-worker and said "so-and-so has the personality of a dial tone" and my co-worker had no idea what a dial tone was. I felt really old.

it seems we are becomming the new dinosaurs.
im ok with that.
the next comet that hits the earth--we will be the survivors cause everyone else will be standing there watching it on their phones not smart enough to take cover.

ill be the cute dinosaur

 

[Amish Heart]

I want to be a cute dinosaur, too. A flying one.

 

[Neb]

I want to be a cute dinosaur, too. A flying one.

We just watched Wicked so ... Elfaba could fix you up.

Ben

 

[jazzy]

I want to be a cute dinosaur, too. A flying one.

i guarantee you will be a cute dino--and with wings--dang, thats good.

 

[Caribou]

i guarantee you will be a cute dino--and with wings--dang, thats good.

Isn’t a chicken a cute decendant of dinosaurs, that flies?

 

[Magus]

Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had longhair.”
Got to love the Dad’s reply:

I tried this exact same argument, I ended up looking like Moe Howard.

 

[Lenny]

 

[Amish Heart]

Isn’t a chicken a cute decendant of dinosaurs, that flies?

Ha Ha
You're right!

 

[bkt]

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Is anyone else curious to see what happens if you put that person(?) in an MRI?

 

[Lenny]

Is anyone else curious to see what happens if you put that person(?) in an MRI?

great question!!!

 

[jazzy]

Isn’t a chicken a cute decendant of dinosaurs, that flies?

yes!--the dinosaurs never went away they just went into hibernation mode, shrunk down and grew feathers to disguise themselves. they too are waitng for that next comet to re-emerge and once again take over the planet. never turn your back on them buggers--theyre mean...

 

[Caribou]

 

[kd4ulw]

The wall decor at my GI doctor’s office.

 

[Caribou]

The wall decor at my GI doctor’s office.

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That patent drawing answers the argument as to whether the proper way to place the roll is with the tail over or under.

 

[SoulSeeker]

I agree with the cell phone users getting "deleted". Too much like turkeys. Domestic turkeys will see rain and look up to watch, until they drown. That's why we call some people turkeys, can't pour water out of a boot with the directions on the heel.

 

[Magus]

The Darwin awards were created just for them.

 

[dademoss]

 

[Lenny]

That patent drawing answers the argument as to whether the proper way to place the roll is with the tail over or under.

That's right. If you do it the other way, you have to go to confession, even if you're NOT a Catholic!

 

[Lenny]

 

[Lenny]

 

[Richbo69]

yes!--the dinosaurs never went away they just went into hibernation mode, shrunk down and grew feathers to disguise themselves. they too are waitng for that next comet to re-emerge and once again take over the planet. never turn your back on them buggers--theyre mean...

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That is the results of the second strain of bird flu……that used to be a dairy cow….lol

 

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[dademoss]

 

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[jazzy]

That is the results of the second strain of bird flu……that used to be a dairy cow….lol

wait---wow, i think your one to something here.
so if a modified birdflu experiment can turn dairy cows into dino chickens, what might happen to humans if they get the modified shot? turn us into dino-humans? is that the diabolical plan all along?
ewwww-i aint taking no shots. they look pissed. guess i would be too if my hair looked like that. does that make me dinophobic? this can open a whole new ball of worms.

 

[Peanut]