The abominable snow monster from Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer?
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Jim
Jim
This could be me
Do you have a sister, my wife can't name a quarter of my tools, and parts, forget it.
Our joke is "but did you look 3" to the left?"
Yes, but she is nothing like me!!
West KY
JIm
Jim
And great avatar!!
I'll never forget touring the Museum at Warner Robbins AFB in Georgia. They had a SR-71 right out in front of the Museum. AWESOME plane.
The performance of that plane that was built in the 1950's is somewhat comparable to the hypersonic missles china and russia are building today. No way I believe we don't already have stuff way past what they are building.
The performance of that plane that was built in the 1950's is somewhat comparable to the hypersonic missles china and russia are building today. No way I believe we don't already have stuff way past what they are building.
Here's the one they have at The Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville Alabama.
I remember seeing on the news when the first Gulf War broke out, them explaining that the other planes had been pressed back into service and they would have to rob the engines out of ours to keep them flying because, 'they don't make those anymore'.
It still looked the same when they finished.
I was amazed how tiny the cockpit was, those 2 guys must have been really close friends!
Two octogenarians, Edna and Jane, who lived in nursing home went outside to smoke. Shortly after lighting, up it stated to rain. Edna was trying to keep her cigarette dry when Jane pulled out a condom and put it over the cigarette.
Edna looked very surprised. She said "Where did you get that?"
Jane said, "At the drug store. Anybody can get them. Ask the Pharmacist."
So, the next day Edna went to the drug store. She went up to a very young male Pharmacist and said she wanted some condoms. The Pharmacist turned 10 shades of red embarrassed that she would ask for something like that. He sheepishly asked her "Do you want them ribbed or lubricated?"
Edna was busy rummaging through her purse looking for her wallet. She dismissively waved her hand at the Pharmacist and said "Oh Honey I don't care, as long as they fit a Camel."
The Pharmacist passed out.
Edna looked very surprised. She said "Where did you get that?"
Jane said, "At the drug store. Anybody can get them. Ask the Pharmacist."
So, the next day Edna went to the drug store. She went up to a very young male Pharmacist and said she wanted some condoms. The Pharmacist turned 10 shades of red embarrassed that she would ask for something like that. He sheepishly asked her "Do you want them ribbed or lubricated?"
Edna was busy rummaging through her purse looking for her wallet. She dismissively waved her hand at the Pharmacist and said "Oh Honey I don't care, as long as they fit a Camel."
The Pharmacist passed out.
Jim
Jim
Jim: My all-time favorite riddle. You will know this, so just bear with me. I have been having fun with High School kids with this for twenty plus years, and could count on one hand and have fingers left over the number who have answered correctly.
Do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky Lewie-ville or Lewis-ville? Lewie-ville is the most common answer. Aren't they surprised to hear you pronounce the capital of Kentucky Frankfurt.
Jim
