Jokes and Humor

[jazzy]

 

[Peanut]

 

[Lenny]

Kind of looked like the Brazilian for a minute.

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It looks like she wants a husband for one night, if he pays her. LOL

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

 

[SoulSeeker]

Quiz 1. What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on 3 legs?

2. What does a cow have 4 of and a woman has 2?

Will reveal answers tonight

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[SoulSeeker]

Ok, the answers to my quiz.
1. Shaking hands : all we "olden people" know a woman does not stand to shake hands. It more like the Pope, here kiss my ring except with women it's more like you can kiss my hand after I see your smile.

2. Legs :

I'm betting not one of all you dirty minded people got it right, neither did I

 

[dademoss]

Ok, the answers to my quiz.
1. Shaking hands : all we "olden people" know a woman does not stand to shake hands. It more like the Pope, here kiss my ring except with women it's more like you can kiss my hand after I see your smile.

2. Legs :

I'm betting not one of all you dirty minded people got it right, neither did I

Some of us are waiting for the answer, a PM is fine

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[dademoss]

 

[zoomzoom]

 

[SLC]

Quiz 1. What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on 3 legs?

2. What does a cow have 4 of and a woman has 2?

Will reveal answers tonight

 

[dademoss]

 

[dademoss]

 

[WVDragonlady]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[jazzy]

 

[jazzy]

i want this sign

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]

 

[d_marsh]