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Chapter 905:

Last night I decided we needed to get back to the old date night vibe with something fun, light and adventurous. The internet did not fail me and I located the perfect spot. It had it all: pinball, arcade, darts, foosball, billiards, air hockey, corn hole, shuffle board and more. More included bowling but that is definitely not my thing. This was not however a kid’s place. Libations, live music, food and more could all be found at this very retro cool adult playground. The lady had been here before and was excited to “defeat me” at all of the games. She was a little too confident and so was I.

We hit the arcade and pinball games hard before getting in a couple games of darts. We were both at that age where we could remember arcades but they were dying out in favor of at home video game consoles. Fortunately some of these arcade machines featured the same games we once played at home. Sometimes it’s nice to just do something juvenile that takes you back to a different time and place. After a fair amount of time engaging in digital or flying winged spike throwing competitions with one another, we decided to grab a table and have something to eat.

They had the exact kind of menu one would expect; buffalo wings, burgers, chicken tenders, Philly cheesesteak, loaded fried, onion rings, etc. They also did the wood fired pizza thing and had ample salads available. We ordered our food and another drink as we settled in to our chairs and talked more about guns, housing, work, travel and childhood video gaming experiences. She told me that she had a long talk with her daughter about our relationship and how it was progressing. The daughter who was originally not so keen on things seemed to be in a completely different place with it now. She had fully acclimated to me being around, enjoyed it when I cooked, and wasn’t so young and naïve that she didn’t know what was going on. The lady said she made it clear this wasn’t going to lead to a wedding, but it has the real possibility of being a lot more than what it started out as. The daughter offered the old “whatever makes you happy mom” before moving on to new topics. I talked about how the attorney assured me that the money was inbound from the property developer and the wealth manager was ready to start his work. The lady stepped in and made it known that she wanted to be involved in that meeting, having no real reason to say no I agreed and she seemed happy. We talked more about rental units and housing possibilities for me, the she surprised me by saying “You could probably just stay with me… for awhile anyway… if you wanted to”. It sent an old dark tingle up my spine, but I consciously dismissed it as a nice gesture not an attack on my independence. I just told her that was really nice, and tempting, but I still had time and unexplored possibilities.

After our food had been consumed we returned to video gaming, some air hockey and a game of corn hole, which we called bag toss when I was a kid. She is way more competitive than I had expected her to be and clearly did not like losing. She did not even try and hide her frustration and displeasure with coming in 2nd in a two person game. Good thing she won as much as she lost, otherwise she may have made me take her home early and I would have ended up sleeping alone. We spent our entire evening at this place trying out pretty much everything they had to offer, sans bowling, before we left for her apartment. She threw out a lot of shade on the ride home about that unfortunate game of air hockey where she defeated me handily. I could see why she wanted a boyfriend who was tough enough to handle her but would also treat her with fragility.

Once at her place she invited me up. Her daughter was out and the apartment was empty. The adult playground quickly changed from arcade consoles to human bodies. We are really good at these activities and have learned where all the right buttons, switches and toggles are. There was no competition here; we both came out as winners. After a little post-event cuddling she went to the restroom to get ready for bed and I walked out to the kitchen to grab something to drink and clean the inevitable sink full of dishes. I did not expect to run right into her daughter. Me in my boxer briefs, her fully dressed and looking for some food. Awkward would not even begin to cover it. I muttered something like “Umm sorry, I was just…” before she interrupted with “Don’t worry about it, I’m not 10, I know what you guys were doing.” I turned around and went back to bedroom immediately without saying another word. The lady thought it was hilarious and went out in her robe to make sure her girl wasn’t traumatized. She wasn’t. After a few minutes the lady came back in still giggling and reporting that the daughter said “Not bad for an old guy, but try and keep him dressed or in your bedroom.” The lady reminded her who paid the rent and collected a bottle of water for me. She also told me I she would buy me a robe and clear out a drawer. Now that’s commitment!
 
Meanwhile today:

Things have taken an interesting, unusual and uncomfortable turn. The ex-husband and his replacement spouse have reared their ugly heads and formally requested a meeting with the lady in the “hopes of avoiding a lawsuit.” This may have been the first time I have seen her upset and unhappy to this degree, other than the tuna pasta pea incident. I have also experienced it telephonically, and that time it also involved the dentist and his tiny drill. She agreed to the meeting but did so only to avoid having to call lawyers and start up another long, expensive and unpleasant legal battle. The purpose of this meeting is twofold; the first part is all about the daughter who does not want to have a relationship with either of them and second is the lady’s junior partner at the dental firm. Something about a non-compete agreement and employment law. The lady, who is usually a bundle of joy with a few spiky edges, has been less so since the meeting request was made. I have to imagine her ex is like a little mosquito flying around and annoying her while waiting to suck out some lifeblood. A mosquito I would love to swat and flick off into nothingness. I also imagine encountering that insect does little to help her manage her ADHD.

While perhaps not my place, I immediately volunteered to accompany her on this horrible adventure. “If he can bring the skank he cheated with, you can certainly bring your knight in shining armor”. She seemed hesitant for a second but then got a little evil grin going and agreed. I guess I better sharpen my sword and make sure my armor fits. My offer and her acceptance had a stress-relieving affect, like somehow my presence would give her additional strength and stamina. Even if during the meeting I never say a single word. She texted her ex and informed him that her “boyfriend” would be present too. He objected but she said, “If you don’t want anyone to come with me, then I will have to ask that you do not bring anyone with you.” Since he is a “pussy-whipped little bitch”, her words not mine, that was never going to happen. The lady was convinced that the **** was the one calling all the shots and would never allow him to go unescorted anyway. And so, he agreed as she predicted. A time and location were eventually set with the lady demanding they meet right away to get it over with.

And now suddenly I have plans for tonight.
 
Too bold or perfect?

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I haven’t read all the chapters, it’s not what I’m here for, but no doubt it’s interesting.

I do know thou that her ex isn’t a threat. You, Marsh, have probably intimidated him enough. Let him scurrying off… but if he doesn’t… maybe pay a visit with a black shirt, Stetson hat and a Texas Ranger’s badge.
 
I haven’t read all the chapters, it’s not what I’m here for, but no doubt it’s interesting.

I do know thou that her ex isn’t a threat. You, Marsh, have probably intimidated him enough. Let him scurrying off… but if he doesn’t… maybe pay a visit with a black shirt, Stetson hat and a Texas Ranger’s badge.

I am only going to offer support for the lady. I have never even seen the man outside of pictures, and as far as I know his entire knowledge about me came from a chance encounter at a brunch restaurant. As long as he maintains his composure, I will too. Heck even if he loses his composure I will maintain mine. Unless he attacks the lady somehow, in which case he is choosing FAFO.
 
I am only going to offer support for the lady. I have never even seen the man outside of pictures, and as far as I know his entire knowledge about me came from a chance encounter at a brunch restaurant. As long as he maintains his composure, I will too. Heck even if he loses his composure I will maintain mine. Unless he attacks the lady somehow, in which case he is choosing FAFO.
The daughter… she speaks her mind, which is cool. If she has contact with her father… she’s clued him in… about getting lost.
 
The daughter… she speaks her mind, which is cool. If she has contact with her father… she’s clued him in… about getting lost.

Nice.

The daughters H-A-T-E-S him and refuses to see or speak to him. When she was under the age of 18 and he had visitation rights she refused to go, even with a court appointed supervisor.


I would ask the lady which profile to go with, funny or intimidating. She might enjoy watching him squirm. I know she'd love seeing the **** squirm. You'll intimidate him regardless.

Well played Sir. I will reach out.

Either way I am going to wear my pinky ring.

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I am only going to offer support for the lady. I have never even seen the man outside of pictures, and as far as I know his entire knowledge about me came from a chance encounter at a brunch restaurant. As long as he maintains his composure, I will too. Heck even if he loses his composure I will maintain mine. Unless he attacks the lady somehow, in which case he is choosing FAFO.
I’m all keeping one’s composure. That said: If he does step out of line… would you be kind enough to ask him if he has a preference for the color of his body bag?

I’d be nice enough, but…. I’d be reluctant to him another breath and a chance to answer.
 
Oh you've done something there @Bacpacker! I asked if she was okay with me wearing one of my gun themed Hawaiian shirts and I could sense her darkness rising to the surface. Now we are going to go in full on couples attire. We are both going to wear silky black shirts and grey pants, with white gold and yellow gold jewelry. She wants to look like we are twinning as much as possible. Apparently he absolutely despised it when couples would dress alike and she would always say "stop it, they must really love each other to dress the same way". She's punching him below the belt before we even arrive.
 
Maybe you are trying to keep it cool, and acceptable here. Whenever I think of her ex, and what has been said about him and his, well, you know.

I think of a cat that we had. Daughter wanted a white cat when she was very young, maybe 4 years old. Someone at school found a very young white kitten on a sidewalk and said that they couldn't find its mother. Vet said kitten was 3 weeks old. We took it and raised it. Because kitten was so young, we had to feed her frequently. We took her to school and kept her in my office by my classroom and fed her every couple hours. My students were enthralled with her. They would ask to hold the Itty Bitty kitty, and that became her name. Then Itty Bitty had one kitten, another white one, and her name, was Teeny Weeny. Truth! Daughter named her. And when I think of husband, I think of kitten #2's name.
 
Oh you've done something there @Bacpacker! I asked if she was okay with me wearing one of my gun themed Hawaiian shirts and I could sense her darkness rising to the surface. Now we are going to go in full on couples attire. We are both going to wear silky black shirts and grey pants, with white gold and yellow gold jewelry. She wants to look like we are twinning as much as possible. Apparently he absolutely despised it when couples would dress alike and she would always say "stop it, they must really love each other to dress the same way". She's punching him below the belt before we even arrive.
You should know you’ve hooked-up with an ‘instigator’

Pros and cons there. But I ain’t worried… you’ll be fine and have plenty of fun.
 
Maybe you are trying to keep it cool, and acceptable here. Whenever I think of her ex, and what has been said about him and his, well, you know.

I think of a cat that we had. Daughter wanted a white cat when she was very young, maybe 4 years old. Someone at school found a very young white kitten on a sidewalk and said that they couldn't find its mother. Vet said kitten was 3 weeks old. We took it and raised it. Because kitten was so young, we had to feed her frequently. We took her to school and kept her in my office by my classroom and fed her every couple hours. My students were enthralled with her. They would ask to hold the Itty Bitty kitty, and that became her name. Then Itty Bitty had one kitten, another white one, and her name, was Teeny Weeny. Truth! Daughter named her. And when I think of husband, I think of kitten #2's name.

I would love nothing more than to punch him so hard his mother feels it in her uterus. At the same time I feel like it's not my business to get involved in matters of the daughter or the lady's business. They have history and it's weird for me to step in now so far down the road. Plus I am growing pretty thankful that he turned out to be a dumbass because it's working our well for me. And yet, I am sort of hoping he cross the line so I can stomp on him. Like I said, weird. I am just going to keep it together and follow her lead.
 
I would love nothing more than to punch him so hard his mother feels it in her uterus. At the same time I feel like it's not my business to get involved in matters of the daughter or the lady's business. They have history and it's weird for me to step in now so far down the road. Plus I am growing pretty thankful that he turned out to be a dumbass because it's working our well for me. And yet, I am sort of hoping he cross the line so I can stomp on him. Like I said, weird. I am just going to keep it together and follow her lead.
I think it is great that you will be there to emotionally support her, even if you barely say anything, but looks can say so much more than words. I'd bet that after the meeting, ex will back way off.

It may not seem like it is any of your business, and as time goes on, that may change. The time that you told lady, daughter, and daughter's friend to wait in the restaurant while you went out to confront the two young men who were around her car, said, at least to me, that you will protect them as needed and when the time arises. You are already something of a hero for her.

Yes, what he did, in the long run, good for you and her. In my experiences, things can hurt a lot, but what happens afterwards, like you and her together, can be its own reward. She wouldn't cheat on her ex with her neighbor, and that says a lot about who she is. So many people would jump at the chance.
 
The one special trait that binds us like no other is the mutual and eternal desire to never submit to a government issued relationship license. We are both confident that if we ever choose to make a lifelong commitment, we can do so without the approval of local tax collecting functionaries.

Besides, if anyone is buying anyone a diamond ring, it's going to be her. I am a trophy boyfriend and I deserve shiny things!

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Don't forget the ear whispering recording devices...!!!
 
That shirt literally made me LOL!:D

I haven’t read all the chapters, it’s not what I’m here for, but no doubt it’s interesting.
It's not what I used to come here for either, but it's now my #1 favorite thread!

We are both going to wear silky black shirts and grey pants, with white gold and yellow gold jewelry. She wants to look like we are twinning as much as possible. Apparently he absolutely despised it when couples would dress alike
I'm imagining an 80's Run DMC or Hammer vibe here, although you're gonna have to find some of those Hammer pants. You're not going to have a boom box over your shoulder are you? :cool: Walk in sayin' "What's up yo!"

Too bad there won't be lawyers there.....I'd bet they'd get a kick out of this meeting. OR maybe it's all good that they won't be there. LOL! Just the fact that you two are having fun with it is going to pizz them off, so I think it's brilliant what you are planning. You also just turned a very anxiety laden situation into (almost) something to look forward to. Besides, this will just be another "remember when" moment for you both to share.....and for you to share with us too! I can't wait to hear how it went.:thumbs:
 
The Diminutive Dentist:

We arrived at a somewhat upscale restaurant in a nice part of the city and were escorted to a separate smaller dining room that had large white barn style doors that were partially open but still provided a much higher level of privacy than the general dining room. Right outside the door, with no other person seated within 20’, a man who looked to be in his 30’s with short brown hair wearing business casual clothing was seated at a small table pretending to look at a menu. I immediately recognized that he was some kind security professional or off duty police officer, no doubt hired by the ex and the ****. The signs were obvious and he did not seem to be all that good at blending in. As a security contractor with a lot of training and experience I decided I was not going to let this go without engagement. I walked right up to the guy and said “Hey, how’s it going? Dining alone tonight? You should go see if you can find a lady sitting alone to dine with, worked for me once.” He clearly did not want to talk to me, or look directly at me, and I took some pleasure in his obvious discomfort. After a few more comments I finally said “Oh well, have a good night. And be really careful, it’s a dangerous city. There are some really scary people around.” I decided he was probably a security officer. I don’t think a cop would have put up with my snark in silence without any pushback. All of this was lost on the lady who had already walked into the dining room and was waiting to sit down at the table across from her ex and the skank, I mean former dental assistant. ****, skank and dental assistant have all become synonyms in my mind. I should probably fix that as it not fair to twats, skanks or dental assistants to compare them to her.

When I entered the room I was surprised to see how small the dentist was. With the right shoes he might be 5’9” and perhaps 150-160lbs, plus he looked exactly like the kind of guy who would hire a personal security guard when faced with only one other man. I made sure to look him up and down and chuckle just under my breath. I was even more surprised by the dental assistant. I can at least understand trading up from hamburger to steak, but from where I sat it looked like he traded down from Bluefin tuna to a goblin shark. Okay, maybe she wasn’t that bad looking but she was definitely not in the same league as the lady. Not by any subjective or objective standard I could come up with. I could only presume she was willing to perform tricks or provide services in the bedroom that are far too taboo and risqué to even think about let alone say out loud. Thoughts of plastic drums, fuzzy handcuffs and ball gags popped into my head but only because I did not want my mind to go to anything darker than that.

Introductions were made without handshakes or other pleasantries and the ex looked us over like he was not at all impressed with out matching attire. Eventually he asked if we should eat first or talk first. The lady made it clear that she was here to find out what issues he was having and that she would not be dining with them that night or any night. The dentist got right to it, or perhaps I should say the dental assistant got right to it. They did not understand why the daughter was so upset, why she would not communicate with them, why she would not visit their home, why she would not accept financial assistance for school and implied heavily that the lady must have had some role in all this. She responded with a clear and concise “My daughter is an adult, and she makes her own choices based on her personal perceptions, experiences and preferences.” The word “my” was like a shot across their bow. They wanted, almost demanded, the lady to encourage some sort of reunification with “them”, which made me wonder if the **** wanted play mommy along with pretending to be a wife. The Lady basically said you reap what you sow, there was of course a whole lot more to it than that, but you get the gist. No need to get bogged down in the long winded details. When that horse had been beaten to death, they drug in the next horse’s corpse.

They started droning on about employee non-compete agreements and how opening a new practice, even as part owner, violated that agreement, etc., and so forth. He was not concise, and his thoughts on the matter were not organized. I am confident that it was the dental assistant driving all of this and he forgot or did not properly rehearse the script she provided him. His voice was annoying and had a condescending tone to it; as he spoke I imagined how good it would feel to punch him in the throat. In the end it all came down to money, as it almost always does. They wanted restitution for this alleged violation, not from the actual dentist but from the practice, which really meant from the lady. Or at least that is how it came across to me. She seemed annoyed and amused by all this and responded with “The lawyers have already talked about this. Your threats did not work last time, and they won’t work this time. If you feel your practice was damaged and you are owed compensation, file a lawsuit.” Once again the debate and discussion was longer than I am describing it, but my brevity really just removes the whining and squawking leveled against the lady and her business partner.

The dental assistant immediately began to fidget and fuss while expressing her displeasure. She was droning on trying to use legal terms and other big words I am not sure she actually new the proper meaning of. Every grating word that came out of her blow hole made me question what in the world even the little dentist saw in her. I decided she must have a very narrow and shallow hoo-hah that accommodated his extra small stature. After a very short amount of her blather, the lady just looked over at me and said, “Shall we?” as she stood up, picked up her handbag and started walking toward the door as the dental assistant continued ranting without an audience. I stood up, smiled, gave the dentist a wink and followed her out. Once outside of the room I looked at the amateur bodyguard and said, “I hope they aren’t paying you by the hour.” This time he actually kind of smirked and said “Up front and in full.” Maybe he wasn’t so bad after all, just earning a buck. I still find it funny that the dentist was so afraid of me that he had to hire protection. Funny and appropriate, but he was at least two guys short of a fair fight.

The lady maintained her composure and elegance, right up until we were inside the car. Then all of her frustration, anger and irritation about the whole situation came pouring out. She made it very clear that she would never be meeting with those “two dumb asses” again unless accompanied by legal counsel in a courtroom. She went on for some time, and I just let her vent without interjecting anything other than short indicators of agreement. After her justifiable tirade she did thank me for accompanying her and said my presence emboldened her and somehow removed all the trepidation she felt during prior meetings and hearings. She vocalized that she was too pissed off to eat and it seemed like we were just driving nowhere to put some distance between us and them. I reached over and punched some data in to her GPS and told her to follow the device’s directions. She asked where we were going; I just said “We’re going shooting.”

Once at the range we rented a couple handguns, collected eye & ear protection, purchased some overpriced ammo and picked out a variety of paper targets. This is what happens when you don’t plan to go shooting in advance. After a safety brief and some basic instruction we got to the business if launching projectiles downrange. Turns out she’s a natural, many women are, and it only took a matter of minutes before she got over the recoil and was hitting the target with confidence. Also turns out that she felt shooting was a great way to relieve stress, especially after I put up a hostage target with the silhouette of a man with his arm wrapped around the silhouette of a woman. I don’t think she understood the intended purpose and peppered them both with holes. A multi-color simulated man with a tiny little pistol, with his arm around a simulated dental assistant who also happened to be a ****. I would explain hostage targets to her some other time. Tonight was all about learning the basics, letting out some frustration and making new memories. I should also mention that watching a beautiful woman wield a hand-cannon is pretty hot.

After taking some pictures of her target, turning in our rental guns & gear and trying out a few handguns to see what fit her lady sized hands, we set out to get something to eat. I guess shooting also restores one’s appetite. Wanting something light and fast we stopped at a local pizza place and ordered a single “cracker thin” Louie-Louie pizza and a couple glasses of specialty root beer. She talked all about how much fun shooting was, claiming it was almost as much fun as seeing the look on the dentists face when I reached over and held her hand while placing my other hand on the small of her back earlier that night. “He looked angry for just a minute, and then he looked defeated”. I told her if I would have seen that I would have started kissing her shoulder, spoke in a fake French accent and plead with her to leave so we could “get back to the making of love”. She almost choked on her root beer while laughing before her grin faded away and she began staring into my eyes like she wanted to say something, but didn’t.

We returned to the apartment, relaxed for a bit, got ready for bed and jumped into the sack. A little while later she looked over at me and said “you make everything easier”, to which I replied “you make everything better”. After staring into my eyes again, for what seemed like minutes, she said “I am pretty wonderful, aren’t I?” and I agreed whole heartedly.
 
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