Tired of trimming around the wife's raised garden. Weed wacker can't get all the weeds, finish pulling by hand. Before I realize it weeds are back bigger and taller.
Thought about burning some carbon fuel to drive into town for Roundup. Then I recalled the repeated TV notice about the maker of Roundup has been sued and billion dollar fund is in place for compensation. If I mix the Roundup with my bare hands, lick my fingers and drink a gallon or two of Roundup, I too can be compensated. The Attorney would get the bulk of the settlement and I get bumped into a higher tax bracket.
My solution was dig the dirt from out under the wood beds. For 25 years I've been saving a bundle of asphalt shingles in case my roof needed repairs. Now that I have a steel roof I used the asphalt shingles as a weed barrier!
Thought about burning some carbon fuel to drive into town for Roundup. Then I recalled the repeated TV notice about the maker of Roundup has been sued and billion dollar fund is in place for compensation. If I mix the Roundup with my bare hands, lick my fingers and drink a gallon or two of Roundup, I too can be compensated. The Attorney would get the bulk of the settlement and I get bumped into a higher tax bracket.
My solution was dig the dirt from out under the wood beds. For 25 years I've been saving a bundle of asphalt shingles in case my roof needed repairs. Now that I have a steel roof I used the asphalt shingles as a weed barrier!