Hurricane Beryl (Part 6)
So I work from home, doing chart audits, for a hospital corporation. When my power started flickering Monday morning, (yes, I had punched in and was going to work until I didn't have power), I warned my managers, who knew I was going to be in the eye of the storm, that I was about to lose power. 10 minutes later, I did. around 9 am. And notified my managers.
At about 10 am one of my managers starts texting me to call her as soon as I could. I couldn't get a signal to call so I texted her that I was having a hard time getting a signal. She still wanted me to call.
I stepped outside on my front porch, wind and sideways rain, to try to get a signal and I called her. She explains that, per Corporate, they have to call and ask us a series of questions during an emergency situation. Ok.. ask away.
Manager: Are you safe?
Me: I was alot safer before I had to step outside in the storm to call you.
Manager: Do you have cell service?
Me: I'm talking to you on my cell phone... outside .. in the storm.
Manager: Do you have plenty of food and water?
Me: (Laughing hysterically) Yes.
Manager: Do you need help?
Me: What I need is to get off this phone and go inside. I'm fine, we're fine, can I call you after this hurricane passes?
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For the love of God, what is wrong with these people???
They called twice a day to ask the exact same questions so they could submit some form to corporate.
(to be continued)