You need to get a sidekick, Sourdough. A widow. A girlfriend.
Yes.....at this point a partnership would be of value to me and her (she must be a God made female, not a medically modified model). I'll tell you something interesting, that is a significant void in my ability to function. It is embarrassing how much of current suburban & deep suburban reality I don't comprehend.
1.) I have zero idea how to operate a dish washing machine.
2..) Zero idea how to program a modern Refrigerator/Freezer.
3.) Zero idea how to operate a keyless door system.
4.) Zero or near zero idea how to use latest credit cards with chips
5.) Zero idea how to do the self check-out at grocery, or get goofy discounts with phone numbers, or pay with cash or credit card .
6.) Zero idea how to pay taxi driver other then with vouchers that I pre-purchase.
7.) Zero idea how to operate a natural gas cooking stove (especially the oven).
8.) Zero idea how to set the digital alarm clock at a hotel.
9.) Zero idea how to operate the cell phone I purchased six months ago.
10.) Super zero ability to grasp people's verbal communications to me. (While I was away in the wilderness humans learned to speak ultra-high speed.
11.) Zero idea how to deal with customer service on the phone when the company hired non-english fluent people to handle their phone help service.
13.) many modern light switches are beyond my understanding, as was the kitchen faucet where I rented.
Yes, I need a partner. (I recently cause the cashier at grocery store, to scream very loud because she wanted my phone number for inputting so I would get all the discounts for reward points that are somehow contained in an old phone number. I thought she wanted my phone number for a date. The people waiting in line were either rolling in the isle laughing or yelling at me. Some were very-very pissed.
Something else I don't understand. I bought a $15,700.00 ATV. I wanted insurance on it for forest fire, theft, etc. You can't purchase insurance for a ATV that you are only going to use on your farm/ranch/homestead "UNLESS YOU HAVE a CURRENT & VALID ALASKA DRIVERS LICENSE".