Well, I actually did some weeding after I watered, and I filled two more bags full of puncturevines, some of 'em loaded with goatheads. Made a clean sweep of the property, then pulled more weeds out of the dirt alley to the west. I'm glad I did this today, because some of those areas I 'cleared' earlier had a whole new wave of puncturevines coming up... if I had to choose one modifier, one adjective to describe these goldurned puncturevines & goatheads, it would be 'RELENTLESS!!!' These things never quit, they just keep coming in waves! I feel like the last AR (Automatic Rifleman) holding down a firing position, while wave after wave of enemy troops keep trying to overrun my position... it's pure INSANITY, this Goathead War!!! I've never seen the like, even the Brown Widows were easier to deal with than these goatheads, and those Brown Widows were DOWNRIGHT NASTY!!!
Anyway, I'm DONE for the day, and I'm satisfied with my progress... I took care to bend at the knees today and not the waist, so my back feels better, aye? I'll tell ya, these goatheads are gonna make me bulletproof, or they're gonna kill me, dunno which yet. Like I said before, anyone out there with a gym membership, you're wasting money: come on over and pull some weeds on my property, and you'll be bulletproof within a week, lol. You'll be STRACK once you've finished, I guarantee it, lol. All-natural program, no steroids involved!!! Since I began this miserable weeding & eradication program, my biceps have noticeably grown... if I keep doing this till November or December, I'll look like AH-NOLD or HULK HOGAN, without even being ripped on 'roids!!! No brain tumor to worry about either, which is a plus! AK-47 rounds will ricochet off my body due to my MUSCULAR HARDNESS, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
When I look at the ridiculous jail system in this country, I know the gubmint is doing it all wrong: instead of mollycoddling prisoners and providing them with 'nutritious meals' & big screen TVs, we should send 'em out to clear field after field of goatheads!!! Forget breaking rocks in the hot sun, that's for sidewalk sissies... the goathead campaign will make REAL MEN out of those convicts, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Give 'em Hefty trash bags & asparagus weeders and send 'em out to do battle with the enemy, aye? I reckon they'll shape up pronto once they've met several goldurned divisions of puncturevines... they'll become model citizens and never commit another crime again! They'll hold down jobs, help little old ladies cross the street, open doors for people, show road courtesy when driving (gasp!), and otherwise make themselves useful and productive members of modern society!!! It's a WIN-WIN situation!!!
Meh, time to make lunch, I already missed breakfast, lol. I bought some rye bread yesterday at the store, it looked good and I felt like having some in a sandwich... maybe a tuna sandwich, I want something that'll build up some muscles after yet another goathead weeding session. After I eat, I'm gonna fold my laundry and read a Western, maybe watch a movie later on the 65" curved screen. Manana is my big day for recreation: a day at the races with some small wagers on total longshots, lol. I don't have enough goldurned money to be a high roller, I gotta go with the longshot underdogs... er, I mean underhorses, lol. I'll throw down $2 on some nag that looks like it should be pullin' a cart (on its way to the knackers), and if it wins at odds of 500-1, I'll be ghetto rich, lol. I am SO looking forward to a day of fun at the track, I'm gonna bring my Tombstone hip flask and some cold beer so I don't have to pay those whorehouse drink prices!!!
P.S. If I miraculously hit the BIG TIME tomorrow, I'm buyin' a drink for ALLA YOUSE HEROES & HEROINES!!!