Hey, Spikedriver, at least you didn't spend your 50th birthday in JAIL, the way I did after I was falsely charged and my bail was jacked to half a million dollars (no record to speak of either, lol). Yesiree, six months of my life totally ripped off as I waited for my hearings, including my 50th birthday... I really wanted to celebrate that one too, as it IS an important milestone. Meh, at least I had the guts & integrity to stand against that evil corruption... and I helped shoot down the perv D.A.'s bid to become Dago mayor too, though that happened shortly before the third round of fake charges so I got my "payback" ahead of time, lol. In fact, that denial of office probably led to the third round of phony charges, but it's all water under the bridge now, aye? So p!$$ on the corrupt lying scumbags, lol.
I didn't do too badly either, standing alone against that corruption: the first round of fake charges resulted in an acquittal under jury trial, the second round was dropped when I told some D.A.'s lackey how I'd shoot down the charges, and I forced a mistrial in the third round after yet another "star witness" was caught in several lies, lol. And I defended myself the whole time, after drop-kicking the "Public Defender" in my first bogus trial... what a fiasco. Sadly, nobody in D.C. gave a damn about the criminal waste of public funds... though I bombarded the DOJ and Obammy's "Building Formerly Known As The White House" with detailed accounts of the corruption. Think that Kenyan baboon gave a flyin' f___ about some conservative white guy's life being ruined? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Think again...
STILL, I WISH I COULD'VE CELEBRATED MY 50TH BIRTHDAY, BUT ALCOHOL WAS NOT SERVED IN JAIL, LOL.