Today hasn't unfolded yet, but let me tell you about yesterday!
Drove downtown to the DMV to get the tags for my car. My temp plates expired last week and the paperwork from the state of Misery (Missouri) finally caught up with me. The post office in St. Louis stamped it at least 3 Times on 3 different days! Took all of downtown and of course the state of Alabama needed something else. Went out to the car and called the financial company and put in a request for the information I needed. After I got through trying to interpret this "Northern" lady with a strong accent, I asked her if it would be faxed to the DMV by Monday. She said "Oh no! Give us at least a week!). She didn't see the humor when I told her to fax it, not use the Pony Express. I might not get it for 2 weeks now.
Went home and was eating lunch and heard a loud 'pop' from the bedroom. I walked in there and the top of my air mattress had a huge bubble in the middle of it.
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I laid down on it to see if I could still sleep on it. The thing promptly flipped up and dumped me unceremonially (not a real word) in the floor! I called customer service and they told me to ship it to them ON MY OWN DIME! I had to fold it up 3 different ways before I finally 'rassled' the thing into the box.
After that problem was finally resolved, I decided I needed a drink. I had put a big bottle of Mt. Dew in the freezer earlier to do a quick chill and during the saga of the air mattress I forgot about it. I took it out of the freezer and took the lid off. It exploded in my face. I mean it EXPLODED! It bounced off the ceiling, cabinets, stove, refrigerator, floor, everything in the kitchen. Even the front of my clothes were dripping. 45 minutes later, I had everything cleaned up. The kitchen was a lot cleaner than when I moved in. For a trash can liner I recycle my plastic shopping bags for a trash can liner. I was still kinda PO'd and when I pulled the bag closed by the handle I guess I kinda pulled to hard and the bottom of the bag burst open and trash went all over my clean floor. I almost lost it at this point! I cleaned the floor AGAIN and took the trash out(I used two bags this time). At bedtime I was almost afraid to close my eyes for fear of what would happen! I was so worked up I couldn't go to sleep anyway.
Well, that was the way my day went yesterday.
Fun!
Exciting!
Educational!
Exhilarating!
Today has to be better, lol!