I'm hopin' some friggin' werewolf ain't gonna show on my rural property tonight, I don't need the aggravation while I'm nursin' this foot injury, aye? I always understood that one doesn't need a 'silver bullet' to kill a werewolf, as long as one chops off the head... or blasts it off, lol.
Good thing too, because my broked!ck 'stainless steel bullet' made from kitchenware probably wouldn't cut it, lol...
Reckon I should sharpen the machete... i.e. my modern version of a Roman short sword, lol. Like the short sword, it's meant for close work... right where I wanna be in a drunken brawl with a werewolf, 10-4?
Note to self: don't forget pepper spray, it may serve to blind the werewolf as I get a good swing goin' with the machete!
Here's a Warren Zevon video for this 'Night of the Werewolf!'
Warren Zevon
And since I'm posting THAT link, lemme post this one too... always liked this song, lol.
Warren Zevon (again, lol)
HEY, IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT!!! BETTER THAN HAVING THE WEREWOLF SHOW UP ON MONDAY, YEAH? CHEERS TO ALLA YOUSE H&CL HEROES!!!
Edit: Wait, now I'm thinking I'll NEED a goldurn lawyer after I decapitate the werewolf... thing will turn out to be some friggin' transgender lycanthrope out of West Hollywood, and the globalist-owned, libtard media will have a field day with the "wholly unnecessary and bigoted slaying of the poor West Hollywood werewolf!"
[Sigh...]
YA JUST CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL, MY FRIENDS!!! SUCH IS LIFE, UNLESS YA GOT BEAUCOUP BUCKS, LOL...