Thursday night wife tells me the clothes washer doesn't spin. Well it's almost 25 years old, trouble free until now. I'm guessing belt or transmission? Dryer is a set with the Washer. I've replaced the ON/OFF dryer switch and the felt seal around the drum. Replace both and be done with it. That will give us another 25 years and by then I'll be in a nursing home and will not care.
Wife is in a bit pf panic. Online I find a local Mom & Pop appliance store, prices are acceptable and a 4 1/2 star rating. We'll go shopping Saturday. Can't Saturday, wife has plans to be with her girlfriends all day Saturday. Friday the store closes at 5PM. We'll go shopping next week. Wife decides Saturday before 10 AM will work for her. OK.
Saturday morning I help the wife load our dirty laundry in her car. She will meet me at the appliance store, spend the day with her friends and hit a laundry mat on the way home. OK.
We meet at the appliance store, wife wants a top loading washer and simple basic controls on both washer & dryer. We agree on a above average and below top of the line American made brand. $30 to convert to LP, OK. $50 delivery and take the old set away, OK. Monday afternoon they will deliver them, OK. Payment due on delivery, OK.
I get home, get the two-wheel cart and disconnect the old Washer & Dryer. Find a whole roll of paper towels laying on top of the dryer vent!!!!!! Washer has newspapers that had fallen between the side walls and the back. I get both pulled out and into the kitchen for temporary storage until Monday afternoon. Wife gets home about 10 PM. I offer to carry in the clean laundry, never mind she decided not to take them to a laundry mat, they can wait until Monday evening. Wife stays up to clean the floor and walls before the new W&D are installed.
Sunday wife and I have a quiet conversation. The paper towels on the vent could have started a house fire. I ask her to stop putting things on top of the W&D. I really don't want to deal with a house fire, insurance and her anxiety from losing the house along with all of her stored "things". In her world a flat space with nothing piled on top knocks the whole universe out of equilibrium.
Monday morning. Tell the wife "Good Bye" and "have a good day." I'm half way out the door when the wife calls me back.
"What number is the appliance store going to call for the delivery?" she asks.
"What number did you give them?" I reply.
"Mine" the wife answers.
"Then I suspect they will be calling you."
"I'm not going to be home this afternoon!" I don't understand why it took her two days to realize this.
"Text me and I'll leave work to let them in and help."
"OK. That will work", she answers.
Bank opens at 9 AM. I'm there soon after opening to get a Cashier's Check to pay for the W&D.
10:30 AM I get a text from the wife. Appliance store is busy and will not be able to delver until the afternoon. We knew this Saturday when we made the purchase!?!? I text back, "OK".
All of this drama, second guessing and confusion over just a W&D delivery. Can you imagine what it will be like SHTF or TEOTWAWKI?