Jokes and Humor

[Amish Heart]

Ha. My name is sung. Better than that guy's name.

 

[Supervisor42]

Oh , didn't see the movie.

You ARE kidding, right?
Here's sgt. Powell:

 

[Mr.Meer]

You ARE kidding, right?
Here's sgt. Powell:

No not kidding, didn't see it. Thanks SuperV.

 

[Bacpacker]

I rarely watch movies. Never saw any of the diehard series

 

[Sparky_D]

 

[backlash]

I am old and I can smell it. We would smash the entire roll with a big hammer. I would make a bang big enough for Mom to come out to check on us.

 

[Supervisor42]

No not kidding, didn't see it. Thanks SuperV.

Die Hard made me an Alan Rickman fan for life because he was such an awesome bad-guy.
He went on to make 'Quigly Down Under' legendary, and as Professor Snape, the Harry Potter movies worth watching.
Imagine what Star Wars would have been with no Darth Vader?
A bunch of happy people flying around in empty space?
Good, bad-guys make movies awesome.
Without them, it's just another soap-opera.
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[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[Mr.Meer]

Die Hard made me an Alan Rickman fan for life because he was such an awesome bad-guy.
He went on to make 'Quigly Down Under' legendary, and as Professor Snape, the Harry Potter movies worth watching.
Imagine what Star Wars would have been with no Darth Vader?
A bunch of happy people flying around in empty space?
Good, bad-guys make movies awesome.
Without them, it's just another soap-opera.
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I agree, and I always liked bad guy westerns growing up. Some of those actors still making shows worth watching to me.

 

[Mr.Meer]

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I am old too because I still can smell that smoke today.

 

[Mr.Meer]

 

[SouthCentralUS]

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Sure wish I had some of those. I just gave my 4 year old grand daughter my KY rifle that used them. She sure would get a kick out of it.

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[Amish Heart]

That's for sure

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

[phideaux]

Jim

 

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Jim

 

[Haertig]

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Jim

I had a '56! That was in the mid-70's, so already an older car at that point. Most people had no idea where you filled the gas tank.

 

[rusty]

 

[angie_nrs]

 

[dademoss]

 

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[Bacpacker]

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Goes exactly with my saying.
I like winter, if I get cold I can always put on another layer. In summer if I get too hot, I can only get so nekkid. Tend to get arrested for that.

 

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .

'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THE UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ARSED,

GREY HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

BASTARD ASKED..

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'